among the 9 things you should know when you are at a prom

Fred: ..but you told me Lisa is not coming tonight
Bill: well…yahh..that’s what SHE told me. (surprised)
Fred: then..then.. what are we gonna do now?
Bill: Don’t ask me. You’re the one freaking out. Chill dude.

(Lisa walks towards them)

Fred: Oh My God! Bill..here she comes. You gotta help me. Seriously.
Bill: Ok. Come close. Now. I want you to dance with me.
Fred: What?? I’m not gonna dance with you!
Bill: Just hurry. I’m trying to help you.
(Bill embraces Fred and put his hand on Fred’s waist – pretending to dance)

Lisa: Hi guys. Ahh..So, you guys dance together? I didn’t know boys dance with boys. (giggled)
Bill: Well..No actually. I’m helping Fred practising his moves. He says that he wants to ask you to dance with him. (upon hearing this, Fred immediately steps on Bill’s foot *ngaa*)
Lisa: Oh..really? How sweet is that. Hi Fred. How you doing tonight?
Fred: Ermm..err…I’m ok.
Lisa: So, I heard you were practising your dance moves. Would you mind showing me some of them?
Fred: Err..NO..no.. I mean…Yess… Sure.. I was practising my moves. And now I will show it to you. Come Bill. Dance with me.
Bill: (what??!)

And the evening ends with Fred dancing with Bill. Cute.

Lesson 1: Never try to help an idiot friend of yours. You’ll end up an idiot as well.
Lesson 2: You show a girl your dance moves by dancing with THEM. Not with another guy!

by Presidento